The Modi Sarkar has come up with a new proposal for Passport holders!!!
From now on, all those people need an Emigration Check (ECR Category) will have an orange color passport.
Basically, what this means is that all Indians who have not passed their 10th Standard education will have an Orange passport.
I wonder why people are cribbing about this. I, personally, am absolutely thrilled by this.
Most of the Sanghis from the Gau Rakshak Dal and ARSEs (Anti Romeo Squad Employees) have never managed to pass their 10th std, so this would actually help to identify them.
In fact, we should take this one step further and have different color coding for different type of people.
Engineers (especially Mechanical Engg) should have a Red color passport, because of trusting me, after spending years of single life during college, they are quite a travel risk. 😛
All other Boys including Married Men, who become boys when they are traveling, should have Blue passports (the regular ones) and all Girls should have Pink passports. Because Boys are blue and girls are pink and its fun to stereotype, especially if you can get away with it 😛
Married women, on the other hand, should have their passports revoked, since, hey !! you don’t really need a passport to enter the kitchen and that’s where they belong …. right Mohan Bhagwat Uncle?
All Politicians should have pale Yellow passports because well, that’s such a shitty color.
Sambit Patra can have a special passport in olive green color with black flecks in it.
That’s closer to the color of Gau Gobar, and it can have a face of Modi with “Mere Papa” written under it, rather than the Ashoka Emblem with “Satyameva Jayate”.
Disclaimer: People who have Fake Degrees in Entire Subjects do not need a passport, they can travel on Public Exchequer’s money without having to go through immigration.
This post was first published by Darshan Mondkar on his Facebook Timeline. Read more such hilarious article by the author here.
Editor’s Note: This is a satire after the MEA is considering changing the color of passports – white for government officials and/or people who visit other countries for official work of the government, red colored passports for diplomats, and blue for everyone else. Under blue passports, there are two sections – ECR for those who require an emigration check ECNR for those who do not. Further, the MEA is considering issuing orange-colored passports for people who are issued ECR passports.
