Hema Malini is absolutely brilliant… BRILLIANT I tell you.
She has totally nailed it with her solution on how to prevent loss of life in case of fire when she spoke about the Kamala Mills mishap.
Problem: People are trapped in a fire and die.
Root Cause Analysis by a Normal Person:
– Why did the people die? Because they were trapped and couldn’t escape to safety
– Why were the people trapped? Because there was no escape route
– Why was there no escape route? Because the place did not adhere to Fire and Safety Regulations as prescribed
– Why did they not adhere to the regulations? Because they ignored it or were unaware of it
– Why were they not made to adhere to regulations by regular auditors and administrators? Because “under the table”
Solution: Suspend the Auditor, ensure that Fire and Safety Regulations are strictly followed by all concerned establishments. Suspend license if regulations are not adhered to. Fine the place where this mishap happened appropriately to the highest extent to set a warning for others.
Now let us see the Hema Malini Version –
Problem: People are trapped in a fire and die
Root Cause Analysis by Hema Malini:
No.…. It’s not having proper Fire regulations in place.
No.…. It’s not passing a fire audit by BMC
No.…. It’s not about having a Fire Escape Plan and adequate fire safety regulations in place.
It’s about restricting the number of people staying in a city.
Who died?……. People of the city
Solution: Reduce People in the city.
You know, like a city with closed doors. When the designated population numbers are full, close the doors of the city and keep everyone outside.
Then, if there is a fire and there are no regulations in place and there are no safety measure taken than 14 people will not die……..maybe only 7 will.
This way we will actually save 50% of the people who could have otherwise died.
Damn!!!! Hema Malini is an absolute Genius to come up with this idea.
With brains like these I wish Hema Malini enters politics, joins BJP and becomes a MP so that she can implement her ideas……. Oh wait…… ?
Disclaimer: I wish BMC had come up with this idea way back in the 70s and restricted the population coming into Mumbai……. Not that we would have saved many lives but we definitely wouldn’t have had a Hema Malini giving us these bright ideas today.
Meanwhile, Indians cannot help but praise her intelligence –
Never knew she was such a genius ???
— Larissa (@larissafernand) December 29, 2017
Genius? She's Indie-Genius! One of a kind (hopefully). Essentially, she's advocating deforestation or migration. What does she think Indians are – Sarus Cranes? Sheesh!
— BugBusta (@MrBugbusta) December 29, 2017
Dear Hema Malini,
Each City Should Have A Population Limit? Where Will The Next Generation Live Once The Limit Is Exceeded? Inside Kent Purifier? #KamalaMills #KamalaMillsFire #HemaMalini #SackMumbaiMayor #SackMumbaiBosses pic.twitter.com/jeQXB8oCOd
— Sir Ravindra Jadeja (@SirJadeja) December 29, 2017
She is Madrasi
She lives in Mumbai
She is MP from Mathura, UP
She was given 2000 Sq Mtr land in posh locality of Mumbai worth crores in few thousands
— RAFALE SCAM. (@DrSaniaMaan) December 29, 2017
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